🙟 The Desk of the Unorthodox Office 🙝

✒ FROM: The Present Presence
✒ TO: The Wanderer Attempting to Roam the Halls,

We would like to apologize for our dust, for the shifting of the walls and the ground, and the unpleasant taste hanging in the air. As we have recently started renovations, many things will be changing as you make your way around. Do not be alarmed by the sights, sounds, tastes, and ideas that have inserted themselves into your being.

Everything is exactly where it needs to be.

So be cautious, take a deep breath, and walk forward with your eyes closed.

Welcome to the Unorthodox Office.